Tömmy Lee Jönes "Rockin' Out" with his 1' 5" "Cock Out" on tour with his heavy metal band Mötley Crüe in the 1980's It was during these years that Jones taught a young Sean "Puffy" Combs the rules of kama sutra, the two studied together intensely for many years. Jones' authoritative, patriarchal act was big among the Texas Underground Swinger scene. Jones was known for his participation in cocaine-induced orgies that would last a period of weeks. Yet it was during this disco years were Jones became a sex addict, participating in various acts with multiple men, women, and small mammals. It was in this band were Jones first met his good friend Harrison Ford, Jones would later go on to star with Ford in several of his movies, Jones always holding somewhat of a secret admiration towards Ford, which was never in fact returned. Jones became known as the "Male Dancing Queen of Texas" for his fabulous rendition of the ABBA hit, Dancing Queen. The crew, consisting of five men with lots of chest hair wore pink and yellow spandex jumpers and sang cover songs for bands such as ABBA and The Village People. The flamboyant band was a hit amongst bars and nightclubs of the Texas disco scene. In the late nineteen seventies Jones started a legendary disco band called Tommy and the Wild Bunch. Marshall in 1972, thus giving him jurisdiction over everything, Jones still holds this position to this very day. Quickly Jones moved up the ranks and became a U.S. Jones moved to Texas and became a Ranger in the early 1970's and became third most respected ranger in all of Texas, inferior to only Chuck Norris. Jones has aroused much controversy amongst the scientific community who despite great discrepancies have concluded that Jones is not in fact black by any means, and was most likely conceived by natural homo sapien parents. To this day, when filling out job applications, Jones typically selects "other" for ethnic background, and usually fills in "*" as a write in. Jones was permitted to do so upon his insistent claims that as he had no parents he consequently has no race. Jones moved to America in the early 1960's and quickly became a prominent member of the civil rights moment, being among the first white men to join the Black Panther organization. Statue created in memory of Tommy Lee Jones and his brother during childhood.
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